About Us

Ah, so this is us. The three amigos/musketeers/fuckwads choose your adjective. I think people deserve a fair amount of background when getting advice or just plain laughing at someone's follies. It just makes the experience more fun. So without further blathering an introduction is in order.

The guy on the left is a complete nitwit. For the moment wholly unsuccessful in the love department. Why do you ask is he posting on this site? Pity mostly, although can you say four-and-a-half-year long distance relationship to a total hottie? Thought you could say that. Worked because it was long distance, she didn't have to look at his face, just listen to his butter-smooth voice. You don't worry about his face though, that is the "gerbil face" he tends to make it after a couple mugs of the brew ... mmmm beer ... he really is a nice guy (total lie, such an asshole). When you are saying to yourself, why am I reading this these guys are such morons, chances are you are reading one of his posts.

The dude in the middle? LADIES MAN!! When he goes out the ladies love him, he knows what to say (usually), he is in a real relationship with a fantastic independent woman whom we all love sleeping in our humble abode, seriously, we all love her, if only we could be so lucky. If you are reading and falling in love, sorry ladies, he's taken.

Alright, and the man shrouded in enigma on the right? Smoothest man any of us know. Seriously, he could pick up the widow at her husbands funeral. I'm not kidding, he is that smooth. Unfortunately he is a total romantic, believes in treating a lady as an equal, opens the door for respect, feels no shame in picking up the check, or going dutch on a date. For all of you out there looking for someone to hold: Big Red is where it’s at. There is a high likelihood that if you are going to fall in love with one of the three of us, it is going to be this guy, like I said, he is that good.